What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?