Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?