What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do horses say to greet each other?