What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?