What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
We're a family of fore!
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?