Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the turtle cross the road?