Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do you talk to a giant?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is blue and not heavy?