What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?