What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?