What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the horse so happy?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the bud so shy?
What sports are both plant-based?