What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do plants hate algebra?