What dinosaur loves to play golf?
A tee-rex.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?