What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"