How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?