What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do pigs learn magic?