Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?