What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the cow afraid?