What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
