What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?