What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?