Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?