What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?