What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are bakers paid so much money?