Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?