What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?