Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?