What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?