What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What makes pirates such good singers?