What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?