What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?