What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?