When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?