What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why are winter days great?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do books sleep?