What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do frogs get to work?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?