What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?