Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?