What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do you make a bandstand?