What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?