What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Croc-a-doodle-do!
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?