What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's the richest basketball team?