What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the most masculine animal?