Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are all priests fit?