What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What sports are both plant-based?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?