Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a cat's favorite snack?