What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
A pair o' docs.
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Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?