Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?