What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What sports are both plant-based?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?