Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?