What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do you take sick ponies?