What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
What's a forklift?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?